college Lyrics

All the dumbest people in the world went to college

Every senator's predator menacing ketamine slinging oligocene bro

Every never seen absentee son of a legacy feeling up nettings to stroke

Every billionaire's villain heir billing a killing on shilling and killing

And filling their thrills on a drilling and drilling on pills without willing

And grilling the tilling to cope

Every wet sop, making bank off of a sweat shop, tryna grow

Every ditsy at McKinsey with a fixed deed for a scone

Every fail son of a bank run stuck in jail longing for coke

Every CEO, with a seedy bro, sending all his dough to an insta hoe

But his kids don't know, and his wife's morose, 'cause he keeps it close, in his private notes

He don't feel at home, he can't be alone, 'cause he swears he knows, in those quiet moments

He spent a fortune on drugs and war, but it's all for show

Fuck college

Fuck college

All the dumbest people in the world got their degrees

For the self-esteem, and the pedigree, and the right to be in the room

Where they take a stand for the common man, whom they never ask to approve

Where they model their problems with logic and reason, and, flawlessly, honestly

Show me a prodigy, I'll show you how not to be

Coddled in bottles of gotta be, rotting erotically, dishonestly

Every NPR liberal bleeding ephemeral

Crying, denying, and hiding the knife

They're decrying the fight when they center the sides

They remind you this island was swiped with a pride

Fuck you, if you're so sorry, give the land back

Or clock the Marianas, don't forget your hazmat

Go hock your marijuana cheaper without competition

Lucky you imprisoned the penniless with a vision

Of a perfect utopia, birth is a stone to ya

Step on it, rep on it, long as it's shown to ya

Stop, take the long way around when you're

Logging and ogling something unknown to ya

Take out your phone, wait for the tone, three in a row, hate to be so

Not for me, though, gotta be cold, gotta be bold

Fuck college

Fuck college