Beer Belly Lyrics

I would let you take me out If I thought that there was something that you'd let me talk about

But instead you'd make me shut my mouth But if you told me to do it, you should know I wouldn't do it

I would let you pull my hair If I thought that it would hurt, cause if it doesn't, I don't care

If I thought that it would hurt, cause if it doesn't, I don't care

I've got to wake up at 10am Is that early for you, cause it's early for me

I've got to brush my teeth again Cause I keep throwing up everything that I eat

I would let you drink my beer If I thought that you could work it off and pay me back next year

If I thought that you could work it off and pay me back next year

I've got to wake up at 10am Is that early for you, cause it's early for me

I've got to brush my teeth again Cause I keep throwing up everything that I eat

I would let you beat me up If I thought that I could stand a chance in making you look tough

But instead you'd whimper like a pup So I don't think we would do it, no, that night we wouldn't do it

I would let you drink my beer If I thought that you could work it off and pay me back next year

But your belly's getting bigger and your bank account is cleared

I've got to wake up at 10am Is that early for you, cause it's early for me

I've got to brush my teeth again Cause I keep throwing up everything that I eat

I've got to take my pills again Cause I can't seem to tell when I'm going crazy

I've got to brush my teeth again Cause I keep throwing up everything that I eat