Hangover Song (Bonus track) Lyrics

I woke up this morning with a pain in my head

It felt like a sledgehammer I was wishing I was dead

My head it was a-spinning and my ears began to ring

I tried Alka-Seltzer but it didn't do a thing

So I tried a couple aspirin thinking that'll do the trick

Comfortably numb is better than being sick

I must be under some sort of curse though

Cause Extra-strength Tylenol only made it worse

I got drunk last night

I got drunk the night before

I'm gonna go out tonight and drink a little more

So I went to the doctor to see what he could do

I sat down in his office he said "Son can I help you?"

Doc what do you do for a hangover?

He said "Drink very heavily the night before."

I got drunk last night

I got drunk the night before

I'm gonna go out tonight and drink a little more

So I sat right down and put my brain into gear

Thinking ain't easy with 21 guns in your ear

There's only one way to get rid of this pain

So I grabbed another bottle and started drinking again

I got drunk last night

I got drunk the night before

I'm gonna go out tonight and drink a little more

Raise your glass if you got drunk last night

You got drunk the night before

We're gonna go out tonight and drink a little more