Saitama's Dilemma Lyrics

Oh no the crosswalk light is stopping

Oh no I'm not

A preprogrammed sense of fear is here

I'm not

I can't be destroyed but I can pretend

For fun

I used to have three jobs now going to one

Is too much

The cars don't know I'm hustling

When we play chicken

Because I always win

It's this unfortunate steel state I'm in

I make note of the shock

On their face when their car

Rips in half

They see my pride and disappointment

Pride and disappointment

Aced a middle school project about

Platinum

I never let mean kids point me to

A gun

But my SATs didn't pay my rent

So who won

Anyone can buy a diploma

Hey now we all can burn one

The cars don't know I'm hustling

When we play chicken

Because I always win

It's this unfortunate steel state I'm in

I make note of the shock

On their face when their car

Rips in half

They see my pride and disappointment

Pride and disappointment

I'm sick

Of getting

Overwhelmed by the basics

In the midst of a state that

Is sick

And doesn't care

I ask the world if

There's something else we both like

That we can do together

Lazy kids these days just wanna sleep

Forever

Z is for someone who deserves

Better

I used to look out our window

At our backyard and our neighbors

And pretend

There was no road and we lived in

The grasslands and the woods

All paths were taken

How would that not be good

How would that not be better

If I can't die I'll use my time

To make it