Rejected Superhero #178 ft. Chaz Matador Lyrics

Wade Finley woke up saw his fish tank was ogre mud

The lone puffer inside swam with a loafer's budge

This didn't nudge mundane Wade's shoulder hunch

Today was the day he'd tell his boss off over lunch

Quit his job, whistle songs on the creeks of Little Rock

He hopped on commute and forgot about his fishes fraught

Is it odd that the clod and the pebble hit it off

And Wade's play to save grace vacated icky water

Fate churned the clockwork

Burrowed in the tunnels, Wade stirred the plot burst

He watched with eyes shut CEO pipes bust

Blind enough to not release his seat to the lifeless

The tightlipped silence in the office oozed violent as

Wade Finley flew the coop from desk, quite the spineless

Manuevers of a tunadick ballooning to deluded bliss

The soon to quit employee had exploited all his duties since

No God to obey so the clock said break

Wade stomped in a rage to his boss no grace

Walked the plank to cannon ball in his face

But the plot cranked when his boss offered a raise

Save the day Wade Finley

Save the day Wade Finley

Save the day Wade Finley

Save the, save the, save the day Wade Finley

Wade's yearn turned turtle, courage to wormhole

Blurred the surroundings, avowing the cursed dough

5k swap to devolve to a gerbil

Appetite for destruction just wanted a kernel

Gurgling his shame Wade limped to his cubicle

A funeral shoebox fit for brooding the immovable

Submission of spirit, prison mutt but still guard

Gulped a soda machine to alleviate his krill heart

6 o clock walk like mime t the subway

Wade waits 8 lifetimes for the 1 train

Gum raged war on Wade's slacks as he sat miffed

By the surfboard attached to a young man's hips

Pivot off the tram on a nautical impulse

Went shopping in a wrath for a megawatt fishbowl

Wall of decapod windows Wade paid (the) deposit

For the largest guillotine encasing water and installed it

Drops it in apartment diametric to the older bowl

Where puffer goin rope a dope and chokin on the molded growth

He's scoping out his homie, stepping forward to the tank

Accidentally catch reflection, notes the horror in his face

The aquarium bursts in a thrashing tsunami

Wade flappin out of body as he splash down the dark stream

A gasp turned throttling, fate's pity regressed

Mister Finley infinitely waded, the end

Save the day Wade Finley

Save the day Wade Finley

Save the day Wade Finley

Save the, save the, save the day Wade Finley