The Karaoke Legend Lyrics

Tuesday nights at the local dive

Is the time our hero comes alive

The mild malaise of a ho hum day starts fading away

When he takes to the stage

The karaoke legend, they'll never forget him

Belts it out like he's some kind of game show contestant

The karaoke legend has got a daytime profession

But now it's off with the glasses and on with the cape if they let him

On his throne and a lone microphone

There's no place like home

To sing his songs, you can sing along if you want

But don't get him wrong

The karaoke legend always aims for perfection

It might take him an hour just to make a selection

The karaoke legend has got all our attention

And he knows how it goes now there's no need for your intervention

He don't do duets and won't till he's met

The woman who gets the notes that he hits

But he might just tease some golden oldies

Bring you to your knees with sweet harmonies

In any keys that you please

The karaoke legend makes quite an impression

Of Harrison, Nilsson, McCartney and Lennon

The karaoke legend gives his own stage directions

Now he's craning his neck, will you check out his facial expressions

A karaoke legend with Lone Ranger's abandon

Yeah he brought down the house then he bounced

We had no chance to thank him

And we oughta thank him