Guru Lyrics

Damn.. you got me strapped to the mast

Could be your soul, but it might be that arse

Cos ever since I saw your face in my tarot cards

I wanna take you to that place where the carrots are

I'm on a quest tho, to reclaim my venus

Reclaim my genius, retrain my penis

I didn't really wanna be a cult leader

She used to be a priestess, then she found jesus.

I LOVE Jesus!

Who's your guru who do you assume to

Know more woowoo and voodoo than you do?

Who's your guru who do you expect to

Hold your projections and need for perfection?

Who's your guru who do you refuse to

View as a human that poopoos and doodoos

Who's your guru, someone respectable

Who could never fall off such a lofty pedestal

But I made a strange promise to stay honest

When I claimed my lane and the name of dane tomas

And my dark arts chart a path to far parts

And my black hole soul ain't on ya star charts

These swami salamis cause a lotta drama

Don't confuse me with those loser getting all up in your karma cos

I don't want your gifts, your projections or poison cos

I'm not your dad, not your god, not your boyfriend

I'm a liar and a fraud like you

Cause problems when I'm bored like you

Used to try hide my horns like you

But they pierce right thru, they pierce right thru

I'm a liar and a fraud like you

Cause problems when I'm bored like you

Used to try hide my horns like you

But they see right thru, ppl see right thru

Be aware when you dance with the devil

People you placed in power are not special

You think this connections on another level but

These fangs were designed to bite your blood vessels

You said you never met the dark masc properly

I put you on a chain. I made you my property

Now you wanna poke holes in the prophecy?

Take it your clothes off this is no time for modesty

Hey she can't come to the phone right now

She's kinda tied up!

Who's your guru who do you assume to

Know more woowoo and voodoo than you do?

Who's your guru who do you expect to

Hold your projections and need for perfection?

Who's your guru who do you refuse to

View as a human that poopoos and doodoos

Who's your guru, someone respectable

Who could never fall off such a lofty pedestal