I Ain't Your Lover Boy Lyrics

You motherfuckers!

I want to know why you think you've got something

Different that I need to dedicate my life to

I don't think you understand

What you've got, I don't need it

Complications, stress, money problems, and cheating

'Cause, let's face it

I don't give a shit enough to spend much time with you

You really think you'd sweep me off my feet?

I ain't your lover boy!

I lost my virginity to the sound of an alarm clock in a bush

What you think you got on that? Huh?

You're so preppy, you're so perfect

Ain't life easy when worth is worthless?

I don't care what your daddy bought you

I'm just trying to come over to choke you

You think there's something in my eyes

But I just want to squeeze your thighs

Nothing all that complicated

Then you call me acting like we're dating

Well I want to know why you think you've got something

Different that I need to dedicate my life to

I don't think you understand

What you've got, I don't need it

Complications, stress, money problems, and cheating

'Cause, let's face it

I don't give a shit enough to spend much time with you

You really think you'd sweep me off my feet?

I ain't your lover boy!

You know, chances are

Most of the times that I've gotten laid

It's either in a hotel, under a bridge

In a fucking parking lot

Or, fuck, I don't know, at church or something

That's why I ain't your fucking lover boy