I Gotta Win (Parody) Lyrics

Breaking news

Children everywhere appear to be crying and wailing and whingeing when they don't win

It's a tragedy

There's no congratulations or joy in other teams successes

Something must be done

But how?

I got the courage

Hit the forest

Went to forage

Bon voyage

Found some instant porridge

Going to last me good

Till I hit the first stoppage

Going to last me good

Till I get the first whoppage

Got my team shirt number one north norwich

Got to win that's the only thing that's got me worried

Got a sniffle but I got a nice cough lozenge

Going to last me good till my half-time orange

I gotta win

I gotta win

I gotta win this thing

It's my everything

Gonna get the gold

Dunk that ring

Never gonna stop

Never gonna drop

Till my knee pops

Till I get that gold make the top

I'm gonna cry cry cry

If I don't win fly sky high

If my gold goes bye bye bye

Gonna cry cry cry

If I don't win

It's my everything

I gotta win this thing

Call the waambulance

All the ambience

Is just me crying

Didn't get a hundred runs

Man I want it bad

Wanna win big

But I'm never going to congratulate the other team

Never gonna say good play

Never gonna say good day

Never gonna say g'day

Well played

Great game

There's no I in team

But I heard there's a me

I gotta win

I gotta win

I gotta win this thing

It's my everything

Gonna get the gold

Dunk that ring

Never gonna stop

Never gonna drop

Till my knee pops

Till I get that gold make the top

I'm gonna cry cry cry

If I don't win fly sky high

If my gold goes bye bye bye

Gonna cry cry cry

If I don't win

It's my everything

I gotta win this thing

I gotta win

I gotta win

I gotta win this thing

It's my everything

Gonna get the gold

Dunk that ring

Never gonna stop

Never gonna drop

Till my knee pops

Till I get that gold make the top

I'm gonna cry cry cry

If I don't win fly sky high

If my gold goes bye bye bye

Gonna cry cry cry

If I don't win

It's my everything

I gotta win this thing

Kids next time your playing a game of any kind

Congratulate the other person

Say well done to the other team

Even if you lose

And remember

We can rest in the fact that Jesus has already won for us

When he died for our wrongs on the cross and rose again