Pastry Lyrics

You don't wanna date me, just another pastry

You've been acting flaky, don't hate me for saying

Guys are all the same thing, like I'm at the bakery

You've been acting shady, so baby

Ten bucks for that cupcake, if it put a smile on your face

I work real hard, yeah I'm up late, but I got three dates this Sunday

Number one got COVID, bicycle got stolen

Two is hit with traffic, and his fish died, oh so tragic

Three swiped as a mistake, won't tell me till Friday

Get me down and come to his place, cancel me by midday

It tick tocks like clockwork, tip top at the iceberg

I do this cause I'm lonely, wish somebody told me

That young love is just a lie

You don't wanna date me, just another pastry

You've been acting flaky, don't hate me for saying

Guys are all the same thing, like I'm at the bakery

You've been acting shady, so baby

Don't wonder why I'm like this

Been one, two, three, four, five, six new guys

I guess my type is, just something so divisive

Thought we're done with the virus, but people seem so lifeless

Still date from their devices, then melt away like ices

Don't give up, don't chase love, you won't be catching one

T-t-t-ted talk to my friends when they hear about the shit I've done

It tick tocks like clockwork, tip top at the iceberg

I do this cause I'm lonely, wish somebody told me

That young love is just a lie

You don't wanna date me, just another pastry

You've been acting flaky, don't hate me for saying

Guys are all the same thing, like I'm at the bakery

You've been acting shady, so baby

I got an ick, I'm not doing this

Hey, I'll meet you out for lunch at Stardust

Nick on your Uber shift, Gabe has made that coffee down in Starbucks

Go get it, go get it, boy

Yeah, I like that cake, but it's all I got at stake

Need more listening through

I don't mean to boast, but my avocado toast

Is more consistent than you, you

You don't wanna date me, just another pastry

You've been acting flaky, don't hate me for saying

Guys are all the same thing, like I'm at the bakery

You've been acting shady, so baby