Love Potions (Skit) Lyrics

Who the fuck knocking on my door

Hey, who the fuck knocking on my door

Uh, excuse me sir. Do you have a couple minutes to talk?

Talk about what, nigga

Um, well, I'm selling some product and I just wanted to see if you were interested

Nigga, what you selling

Well sir, I'm selling love potions today

Nigga, what the fuck is a love potion

Well, you got a special lady in your life, sir

Nah, nah, nah, you know, my game fell off a little bit over the years

You know, I'm a little older than you young buck, you know, so I ain't got a special lady in my life right now

Oh yeah, I understand sir, I understand, I understand

Well, that's what the fucking love potion's for, sir. It's gonna put you on game

It's gonna, you know, teach you how to serenade a lady, speak to a lady, nice and gentle type, you know

Not like these rough bucks nowadays, they don't got no soul, they ain't got no style

You need that love potion, sir, I'm telling you

Uh, how much you charge, sir

Well, that's the best part about it, sir. It's a free game