401(k) Lyrics

He's been wasted for days

But I never let him waste my time

Don't give a damn while he's looking that fine

He might not even have a day job

But he stays overtime to love me

I got no doubt now he wants me

(Oh he wants me)

Might let him hold me if he plays his cards right

Keeps me up day and night

He loves living in the limelight

Might let him play me like he plays that guitar

Might not ever get far,

But baby boy, he's a star

And he can call me his 401k

Cause I be calling all the shots baby

And he can call me his 401k

Cause I be calling all the shots baby

Up early painting houses

My baby, he can climb the ladder

Don't really care how he spends it after

He's selling donuts at the cafe

Looking good while he's making that dough

My barista's got my order, you know

He spends it like we're playing Monopoly

I've got benefits like his favorite company

His only option, I don't charge him a fee

But you know what they say

Nothing good comes for free

And he can call me his 401k

Cause I be calling all the shots, baby

And he can call me his 401k

Cause I be calling all the shots baby

Bringing value to his life

I've got the tools, baby, come use it

You've got to use it

Better bring that ROI

Ain't got the time for those excuses

Cause I'm a working woman, babe!

And he can call me his 401k

Cause I be calling all the shots, baby

And he can call me his 401k

Cause I be calling all the shots, baby

This ain't no Chutes and Ladders

Ain't no Game of Life

Not playing Operation (I'm the doctor, you're my patient)

Cause this ain't Candy Land

You better get those bags

Or you can stick with me cause

I'm the best you've ever had