Tales of Westen Lyrics

Now listen up and hunker down

It's a tale of Westen

Gonna venture into a dangerous town

The heart of a vampire's den

This here is Carl Darrus

And his wily, wily ways

Fights for freedom and justice

Just as long as it pays

His partner, steambot Omni

Intelligent yet naive

Made by magic and metallurgy

Builds steam gadgets like you wouldn't believe

This is a tale of Westen

With mystical creatures, magical artifacts, and wacky technology

Hear this, a tale of Westen

Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni

When they entered town

They knew something was wrong

So they got the lowdown

From a villager not before long

A vampire terrorizes us

He comes in the dark of night

The villager begged and made a fuss

Then fled at the sight of twilight

This is a tale of Westen

With mystical creatures, magical artifacts, and wacky technology

Hear this, a tale of Westen

Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni

Greetings, I'm Red-Eyed Will

Came a voice from behind

The sound of which could cause a chill

Even up a steambot's spine

These people are mine, you see

So be off, be on your way

As gentlemanly as a vampire could be

Yet Carl and Omni had to stay

To fight

It's time to put their teamwork to the test

On their first encounter in the Wild West

Omni's gadgets and Carl's skills, they must combine

In this battle of mind and metal

With fine aged red blood wine

This is a tale of Westen

With mystical creatures, magical artifacts, and wacky technology

Hear this, a tale of Westen

Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni

They fought through the night

The duo's outlook bleak

But then a ray of light

Through the Westen hills did peek

In one last push, our two friends

Gave Will one good last run

Using all their wits to wits' end

And trapped the vampire in the desert sun

This is a tale of Westen

With mystical creatures, magical artifacts, and wacky technology

Hear this, a tale of Westen

Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni

Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni

Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni