Walking Disaster Lyrics

First thought, best thought, I don’t think twice

When everything is just a gamble I’ll roll them dice

I could be something, could be shit on ice

But nobody ever said they wanna fuck me ‘cause I’m so nice

I’ve shoveled shit in Louisiana for Buffalo Nickels

I’ve dug ditches to buy a bag of weed

It’s a dirty fuckin’ job but someone’s gotta do it

And I’m a man who’s in his time of need

I got no patience, I got no time for jive

Every day I’m only trying to survive

I’m steady rollin’ trying to stay in drive

‘Cause I know that ain’t nobody gonna leave this world alive

And I know that...

If there’s somethin’ trying to slow me down

I hope I leave it behind me

And I hope that I’ll be strong enough to stand my ground

When death comes to find me

I’m a disaster

A walking disaster

And I don’t sit around and wonder what it all could mean

I just take it as it comes to me

If there’s somethin’ trying to slow me down

I hope I leave it behind me

And I hope that I’ll be strong enough to stand my ground

When death comes to find me

If there’s somethin’ trying to slow me down

I hope I leave it behind me

And I hope that I’ll be strong enough to stand my ground

When death comes to find me

I’m a disaster

A walking disaster

I’m a disaster

I'm a walking disaster