Beer Bottle Microphone Lyrics

Saturday night, she needs a bar

Ubers on down to the Silver Star

It's been a long week, she needs a long neck That drink in her hand helps her to

Forget She says, hey barkeep, buy this band a round

She's ready to party on down With her beer bottle microphone

She's a country star when she turns it on From Miranda to Carrie, Haggard and Jones

A few songs later, all the troubles are gone She'll be out on the dance floor singing along

With her beer bottle microphone

She got up on stage and grabbed the real thing We found out quick that she couldn't sing

Belted out the wrong lyrics way off key They were cheering her on, it was hard to

Believe So we coaxed her down with a cold Coors Light

Where she can sing along all night With her beer bottle microphone

She's a country star when she turns it on From Wynonna to Reba, or some Brooks and Dunn

A few songs later, all the troubles are gone She'll be out on the dance floor singing along

With her beer bottle microphone

No matter what honky tonk we're in We know we're gonna see her again

With her beer bottle microphone

With her beer bottle microphone

With her beer bottle microphone She's a country star when she turns it on

From Loretta and Tanya, Wallen and Combs A few songs later, all the troubles are gone

She'll be out on the dance floor singing along With her beer bottle microphone

She'll be rocking the dance floor all night long With her beer bottle microphone