hairy Lyrics

I'm no wizard, I'm just hairy!

Useful as a bard half as scary

Need someone who can carry

Won't shave till I marry

I crave bloody mary

Not as hairy as other Barry

Can't bother to parry

Plenty brothers who's the adversary

27 shots, we legendary

Hair on my chest, sexy, very

Mask on like Jim Carrey

Samson knows it's temporary

Half viking half legionnaire

Reddish Curly hair

birthday suit so debonair

Disappointment in the Air

She don't care

Ass is bare

Vultures drop that stare

Or I'll drop you down the stairs

Peacocks everywhere

(Look at me not there)

Another on the rocks, prepare

Chase it down with Viviscal, beware

Won't shave till I'm square

Pair of doves impaired

By those wet bear furs they wear

Gladiator don't fight fair

Berserker meant to scare

Meant to strike, used to spare

Wee hairy, resort to warfare

Results may vary, hurdle ain't rare

Life's the turtle we the hare

No nightmare, kick the chair

Won't shave till I repair

Bad cut at the Hydra's Lair

It grows back, prepare

Tear your arms off, won't lose, won't share

Head and shoulders in that snare

Gotta grow a pair

I'm hairy

I swear

I swear