Rizz-Less Lyrics

My mom tells me

That I'm handsome

But I just don't believe her

I used to lie about

Getting hot girls

Just to deceive her

I had a girl that

Looked quite boyish

Like young Bieber

She was hella ugly

Face hairy like a beaver

All my life

I've had wack pussy

Pussy that came easy

Pussy wasn't fresh at all

And them bitches was sleazy

Now I try to get hot girls

Someone that will please me

They reply once

And ignore me

They just tease me

Is it my hairline

I promise

It will grow back

The hairs I'm lacking

On my head

Grow on my buttcrack

Is it my funny laugh

cuz I can stop

All you have to do

is promise me

Some top

Is it my finances

Don't like me

Cuz I'm poor

I can still treat you right

Even if your a whore

I bought a blow up doll

And I filled her

Ass with jizz

Cuz I couldn't

Get no Bitches

Since I got no rizz

Whose ready for round two

Here we fucking go

My mother tells me

That I'm handsome

But I think

She must be lying

Cuz every time

I'm near a girl

They kick and

Send me flying

What else can I do

Except feel bad

And start a crying

Rejection hurts

Sharp like a knife

It makes me

Feel like dying

Did I do something wrong

Bad first impression

Congratulations

You just triggered

My depression

I bought a blow up doll

And I filled her ass with jizz

Cuz I couldn't

Get no Bitches

Since I got no Rizz

You the fucking problem

You the fucking problem

You the fucking problem

You the fucking problem

You the fucking problem

You the fucking problem

You the fucking problem

You the fucking problem