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Gregorian Diss Chant Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
The monastic music community has been reeling
Since Brother Godfrey released a Gregorian diss chant
Airing beef with rival monk, Brother Bertram
Today, in a satanically fast turnaround
Our prayers have been answered
Brother Bertram has released a counter diss chant
May God have mercy on Brother Godfrey's soul
Thy holy verses are so pathetic
But thy sinfulness is more disgusting
I'm out here getting canonized, brother
Whilst thou art with the youth lusting
Thou shouldst take a long vow of silence
For thine ghost lyrics hint of ox dung
Ye must believe in math and science
For holy words ne'er leave thy tongue
Thou couldn't tell a hymn from Him
Or hear the voice of our almighty Lord
And in His name, I'll cut thee limb from limb
With my blesséd Gregorian broadsword
God shines on me, a true follower
He holds thee not in such high favour
So, please hang thy Blood of Christ habit on the shelf
If thou beeth a goode neighbour
Thou shalt ne'er obtain His amnesty
Ten Hail Mary's can't grant you absolution
Beause I caught thee spying on Brother Browne
Naked during his morning ablution. Ha Ha
I be daily prayin', you must be daily playin
For thy grasp of scripture is a joke
My fam'ly dineth nightly with the Pope
Thine must eat cold turnips 'cause you can't take the smoke
Hope you don't choke
Amen