Case Of The Ex Lyrics

Let's talk about an ex

An ex is someone you dated

They want you for sex

Hecks, and now you just hate em

Because they cheated on you

You let em go beat up on you

And plus you're so weak

You'd probably let em repeat it on you

If that's the case

Then you should go seek professional therapy

There'll be someone very sweet

Hopefully, she will marry me

And if she marries me

We're in it to win it

Together forever

'Cause we are forever infinte

Marriage is love

Love is a miracle drug

When ex's cheat, it's like they tear it all up

So, please just leave me alone

You cheated, I'm gone

Alicia gets stoned

And won't even give me phone back

She acts all big, but riddle me this

The only thing that's big on her is her lips (Ha ha)

And so next time I date again

If we break up

I'll make sure we stay friends 'cause

You can't escape the fact that (you can't escape it)

Ex's always hate what you do (they hate you)

Please, don't think you're better than me

'Cause I know you've dated one too (the ex!)

You can't escape the fact that (you can't escape it)

Ex's always hate what you do (they hate you)

Please, don't think you're better than me

'Cause I know you've dated one too (the ex!)

So I pick up the phone

And my girl, Dano, was talking

She was like "Sup?"

Can you go out for a walk?

And I was like, "Yup"

And I proceeded to meet her

In 90 seconds I'll be there

I had to stop for a breather

I had to sit on her couch

And we just fiddled around

And she was sipping a big pouch

And I was in love

That's when I called up her mother

And told her exactly how happy we are with each other

And so we started dating

It was amazing and super

Supper, whatever, and I thought I was a loser

But then again, I love her

She may not wanna have kids

Today, it's okay

I love her the way that she is

Maybe it's bliss

I felt a tingle inside

It's love because

No longer single am I

Oh why is it

This mystic girl that I'm dating is hot?

And I'm not positive we're related, so

You can't escape the fact that (you can't escape it)

Ex's always hate what you do (they hate you)

Please, don't think you're better than me

'Cause I know you've dated one too (the ex!)

You can't escape the fact that (you can't escape it)

Ex's always hate what you do (they hate you)

Please, don't think you're better than me

'Cause I know you've dated one too (the ex!)

You can't escape the fact that (you can't escape it)

Ex's always hate what you do (they hate you)

Please, don't think you're better than me

'Cause I know you've dated one too (the ex!)

You can't escape the fact that (you can't escape it)

Ex's always hate what you do (they hate you)

Please, don't think you're better than me

'Cause I know you've dated one too (the ex!)