Minor Inconvenience Lyrics

Kevin's got a date tonight

Some chick he met at book club

Cuz Kevin's a loser

Kevin's got a hole in his sock

Which wouldn't be a problem

If he wasn't wearing flip flops

So Kevin's at the barber shop

But he can't tell his barber

Not to cut it too much shorter

Cuz he's not good at social interaction

Cuz Kevin's a loser

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Your whole world's on fire

It's just pain you acquire

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You want to jump off a plane

But then you're caught by a hot air balloon

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Sometimes life sucks

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Let's see how Kevin's doing

With his crappy girlfriend

And his crappy flip flops

Oh and his crappy haircut

And his crappy social anxiety

And his crappy book club

And his crappy

Oh my GOSH what a loser

Kevin's out with book club girl

He took her out to Panera

Cuz Kevin's still a loser

This girl won't shut up about twilight

But Kevin didn't read the book

He was in book club to meet women

This guy SUCKS

Kevin tries to get on her level

He doesn't know about twilight

But he has an idea

He brings up dungeons and dragons

Cuz Kevin's a loser

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Your whole world's on fire

It's not pain you desire

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You wanna jump off the hot air balloon

But then you're caught by a parasail!

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Life still sucks

(Yes it does!)

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