Hinder Lyrics

He's talking to strangers on the internet

He's swiping right and swiping left

Because he's bored of being bored

When he could have so much more

He taps away with his digits

Don't know where else to find it

Now he's sat on a pedestal

Judging every single girl

Who appears on his screen

As though he's the best they've ever seen

He finds a girl and they chat away

On a medium personality evades

He said let's meet Thursday night

You never know it might be alright

They say there's plenty of fish in the sea

But he's yet to choose which ocean, is where he wants to be

Will he hinder his chances, forget what a true match is

Will he stumble in romance with, every plan he hatches

They meet up at five past eight

She was only five minutes late

They've both drank to calm their nerves

Memorised their line and verse

But it runs out and chats gone stale

All eyes stare down at the table

Neither how they seem online

She gets the next round and she takes her time

They say there's plenty of fish in the sea

But he's yet to choose which ocean, is where he wants to be

Will he hinder his chances, forget what a true match is

Will he stumble in romance with, every plan he hatches

He's hinged upon a ship that sinks

With every not quite worth it drinks

He meets his mates to forget it all

Introduced to a smile from the next bar stool

They're friends of friends with a lot to say

Their eyes locked as they chat away

Now she's listening, laughing and grinning

All because she's met the real him

They say there's plenty of fish in the sea

But he's yet to choose which ocean, is where he wants to be

Will he hinder his chances, forget what a true match is

Will he stumble in romance with, every plan he hatches