Vendedor de Coco Lyrics

Here's the story of a coconut vendor

Some folks may call me a liar

But I'll tell you what happened here na praia

One sunny day in Rio de Janeiro

A little love, a lotta dinheiro

Posto Sete, Oito, Nove? Nao sei

When I done with the story, you'll say, No way

Cristo Redentor stands tall

Cause Rio's got a lesson for us all

No Rio, eu sempre Rio. In Rio I laugh

The gringo sat on his towel in the shade

Rolex, cellphone, bracelet of jade

A thick book he'd devour first

Before hitting the water, quenching his thirst

Realized things were getting hotter

Decided to try coconut water

A barefoot man would soon appear

With his traveling kiosco for the financier

Vendedor de Coco. Tell me your name

I've give you free advice

Cause I'm the Master of this Game

Master of this Game

Hello, young man, if you really want to

I'll help make you lots of grana

I don't really samba but I dance Excel

Where twenty-four-seven I inhell

Use fancy words like ROI

Instead of "Dream Big," Say Blue Sky

You gotta a good little biz here

So scale it up throughout the year

O negocio e o seguinte. Here's the deal

You could optimize, maximize, cashflow fantasize

Lever up, expand the team

Factory here, there. Live the Dream

Shoot for that big IPO

Even in the Tropics make it snow. Ho! Ho

You might even end up just like me

Be right here for two weeks or three

Vendedor de Coco. Tell me your name

I've give you free advice

Cause I'm the Master of this Game

Master of this Game

O meu nome e Ze, I live close to here

Selling agua de coco on the beach all year

Got no boat, no plane, no castle

That stuff seems like a hassle

Tenho praia, samba, futebol

Minha namoradinha who makes me feel Whoa

Two brothers watching over me there

Sugar Loaf calls me millionaire

O Rio continua lindo. Rio's gorgeous

I've listened to you an entire hour

You really do have a superpower

Live the dream, is what you say

There has to be a better way

Tô muito agradecido for your advice

But life here's already nice

I guess you make love to your trabalho

And man voce fala pa' caral

He said vendedor de Coco. Tell me your name

I've give you free advice

Cause I'm the Master of this Game

He said vendedor de Coco. Tell me your name

I've give you free advice

Cause I'm the Master of this Game

Master of this game