Captain Becky Lyrics

Grown like a daisy

Stood this old lady

She was not big, was not tall

But she could sure take them all

Her name is Captain Becky

And she's pretty sexy

But she was not given a shot

And was turned into an afterthought

Wanted to be a cap her whole life

Always strapped close with her knife

She knows that she is strong

And she can't wait to prove them wrong

Was the first day of boot camp

It started out with a cramp

All the guys would point and laugh

And her feelings were ripped in half, yeah!

Many years had gone by

And our old pal Becky died

But there's no need to mourn

A new Becky has been born

This one don't give a shit

Won't give a damn if you're hit

If you can walk man, you can fight

What happened to you being so uptight?

This was not part of her plan

Mocked at for not being a man

Old Becky would give you sass

But new Becky would kick your ass

Captain Becky's in your sub

And you're feeling like a scrub

But a torpedo's on its way

And my friend you might die today, yeah!

Yeah!

So don't be a baby

Fight with Captain Becky

Your ship has just been hit

And you ain't talking no more shit

You're under her command

She'll take you by the hand

So don't be so damn petty

And fight with Captain Becky!