Guru Lyrics

I went down to the corner store to get a drink. I hadn't seen my friend in a while

When everyone you see is not what you think, how can you even smile

I bat left and I bat right. When I see em coming, I don't wanna fight

If ya get scared, you can come to me. I'll solve all your problems for free

Tammy's on TV for a really long time. Needs me to donate all of my time

Lights out, Tammy, the joke's on you. Fun once, but now we're through

I bat left and I bat right. When I see em coming, I don't wanna fight

If ya get scared, you can come to me. I'll solve all your problems for free

Where is it made is all that they say. I try to be nice, but they won't go away

Tammy took a knife out and killed him dead. Now they're off with their head

I bat left and I bat right. When I see em coming, I don't wanna fight

If ya get scared, you can come to me. I'll solve all your problems for free