The Chaiwalla Lyrics

A few hours ago

you were giving chai for the phonewallas

And now you're richer than they will ever be

What a player

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

He would tell a lot of lies I could tell when he was high

He sold lots of chai

Me I always buy

He sold lots of chai

Me I always buy

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

He would smell like he was high

I could tell when he would lie

There was something with his eyes

There was something it ain't right

People whispering at night

Telling him that he should hide

He disappeared for a couple of years

Came back started selling again

No fear this time

He was feeling ready to die

Ready to sell ready to kill

Competitors at will and he did

Moving up the ranks of the chaiwallas

He was getting guap he was getting lots of dollars

He was getting the respect of the people who had told him

All he had to do was listen and his future would be golden

All he had to do was follow bend a couple rules

He was feeling like he chosen so he had to play the fool

Yeah he had to play the fool

Yeah he had to play the fool

Yeah he had to play the fool

He was feeling like he chosen so he had to play the fool

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

He would tell a lot of lies I could tell when he was high

He sold lots of chai

Me I always buy

He sold lots of chai

Me I always buy

Yeah now he's selling the whole country

Angry at competitors thats when things got ugly

Started with some price cuts tried to burn em out

Things were getting heated it would spread by word of mouth

Kill em all what the elders said

Take their stalls then we take their bread

This is business they're our enemies

Kill em all let em rest in peace

He sold lots of chai

Me I always buy

He sold lots of chai

Me I always buy

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

I knew a guy he would sell a lot of chai

I knew a guy didn't mind when people died

I knew a guy didn't even blink an eye