Boys Lyrics

Bob is sweet but slow

He smells down below

I kinda like that Billy

But he's too fucking silly

Johnny was ok

If he could obey

Freddy was a hunk

But I bit his head

Off in a chunk

Ha

Then there was Tony

Who smiles like a pony

Steve is a fail

Phil wears a ponytail

Remember sassy Ras

He wants it up his ass

And the cute brother

Who went on dates

With their mother

I tried to kiss Lee

Got bit by a flea

There's something up with Larry

I reckon he wants Harry

I really hate Rick

He acts like a prick

Almost fell for Troy

But he's just another

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