Fried Fish Junk Lyrics

Hey all you guys shut the fuck up, I'm trying to do this thing

Hey you shut the fuck up

So she took all of her numbers and she put them in my phone

I called her once and I got, uh, no reply

It actually said that the number was, uh, wrong, whatever that means

Uh, and then my friends called me, and they said "Hey what's up my brother!"

Then I said I did not want to go, because I was under the covers

Honk honk honk, honk honk honk, out of my front front front door

Then I showed up in my underwear, and I said "what the fuck are you guys here for?"

They said that we're taking you to the party

They picked me up right by my fucking feet

I was like, whoa man, don't you know that I need to keep keep keep sleeping?

But then, they put me in the car, strapped me in, and my seatbelt on

And they started driving 90 miles per hour on the fucking backroads

Knock knock knock on the door, they throw me into the party

I'm surfing on the mosh pit, and then somebody smelled

Fried fish junk

You're my love babe, you're my chicken and rice

You're my love babe, my Coco Chanel Number 5

You're my love babe, you're my ticket to the met gala

You're my love babe, the only girl I wanna straddle

Outside the party on my skate skate skateboard

Then I fell fell fell, and I busted my lip

Then I saw the girl that I had texted earlier, and I just thought maybe she wanted to give me the slip

So I avoided eye contact, but she tapped me on the shoulder, and she said come just a little little little bit closer

I was like yeah, I was like huh

Next thing you know, a tsunami rolled over!

Now we're all fucking swimming in the ocean

Now we're all fucking food for the sharks

A shark ate us all up and what did it say when it ate us, it said

Fried fish junk