Young Stalin Lyrics

Young Stalin

No more fascists when I'm done wilding

In the county with a shank in my palm

Hundred million dollar bounty

Rob a bank with a bomb like

Young Lenin

Commies in the capitol when we're done winning

The only way to truly unite us is through class

You don't want to give the people the power?

That's too bad

Young Mao

Kill the landlords violently

Pile them in one mound

And we planned for it

It's almost ready to unveil

Fill the Jansport with ammo

Meet us at sundown like

Young Allende

Spicy like kung pow

Muy caliente

Leave them with the junk mail

Bow to your sensei

Fronting like you're hard

But you're barely al dente

Young Tito

I'm Uncle Murda

You're Uncle Vito

Trying to push a camel through the eye of a needle

Oh you got money?

That's neato

Buck Buck reload

I'm opposition outing all your operatives

Cops beat me up on Airy Ave

I'm not cooperative

Cops beat me up and there you have it

I'm an optimist

It's possible we're in the dumbest possible apocalypse

Young Stalin

No more fascists when I'm done wilding

In the county with a shank in my palm

Hundred million dollar bounty

Rob a bank with a bomb like

Young Lenin

Commies in the capitol when we're done winning

The only way to truly unite us is through class

You don't want to give the people the power?

That's too bad

Young Castro

Blood of the oppressor

We need it to make the grass grow

It's underneath the dresser

I need it I get it fast though

Your leader isn't freeing the people

He's just some asshole

Young Ernesto

Properly dispose of infiltrators like presto

Might have read about us

But they're lying in the press though

Drag you in the restroom

Leave you in a rest home

Let's go

Treacherous

All the ghoulish rulers looking lecherous

Exodus

Show them where the exit is

We're coming for your watches and your rings and your necklaces

Then we want the houses and the land

Be expecting us

Philly overcoat

Hide the fucking shotty on the body for the rope a dope

Caught your little hottie at Pilates and she overdosed

It's Jihadi Johnny

Kill a nazi with the propofol

Aiming at your body

That's the protocol

Young Stalin

No more fascists when I'm done wilding

In the county with a shank in my palm

Hundred million dollar bounty

Rob a bank with a bomb like

Young Lenin

Commies in the capitol when we're done winning

The only way to truly unite us is through class

You don't want to give the people the power?

That's too bad

Young Ho Chi

AK-47

You never should have provoked me

You know where this is headed

I'm deading you from the oak tree

Anybody enters my jungle

Better be Mowgli

Young Lumumba

I'm the prodigal son

You're crumbs for the Roomba

Tracksuit Puma

Cats attract cougars

Dog why you trying to scoop a zoomer from Zumba?

Young Gaddafi

Don't let me act dumb like I was one of the Safdies

Black mask

Leather my trees never the broccolis

So fly you need a swat team to swat me

Young Chavez

Neoliberalism's an impediment to progress

See you in a minute cause I'm headed to your office

I'm our head's going to be in the column that says losses

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