My Birthdays Lately Lyrics

There's no way in hell

I'm turning 25 this year

I barely got the chance to live

As if the planet's end is near

I'm looking down at a souvenir penny

I bought when I was twenty

Thinking "I coulda swore that I got

that in Cleveland last weekend"

Can I pretend I'll never die

I have all the photos

And I've racked up all the debt

To convince your average bear

I've lived a lifetime of regret

But I've been feeling like I'm stuck in beta

I've seen the same number on pay stubs

Since I started working

Two months after I turned fifteen (holy fuck)

Holy shit was that really ten years

All my friends settled down or got famous

For better or worse, I feel weightless

Taking acid before the casino

There's no consequences in limbo

I don't trust the people who give me advice

Cause I wouldn't wanna live their fucking life

I'm constantly in a state of almost making it

Yet I feel further back than when I started so

There's no way in hell

I'm turning 25 this year

I swear to god, no way in hell

I'm turning 25 this year

I swear to god, no way in hell

I'm turning 25 this year

I swear to god, no way in hell

I'm turning 25 this year

No way in hell

There's no way in hell I'm turning 26 this year