Alcoholic Lyrics

My mom bitches at me

She wants me to be clean

I like to sit up

With my homie Jim Beam

He keeps me warm

And snug at night

Sometimes he makes me horny

Or get in a fight

Everybody now

We'll drink we'll drink

We'll drink some more

We'll drink til we puke

Or pass out on the floor

We'll drink we'll drink

Away the night

So open up our beers

And we'll drink til we die

I open up a fifth

And start to chug it

I used to hate the taste

But now I love it

See the whole world

Through the bottom of a glass

I need to get some chick drunk

So I can get some ass

We'll drink we'll drink

We'll drink some more

We'll drink til we puke

Or pass out on the floor

We'll drink we'll drink

Away the night

So open up our beers

And we'll drink til we die

People say

I'm an alcoholic

I always say no way

I couldn't be an alcoholic

Unless I drank everyday

Tell em what we need

We need more whiskey

People say

I'm an alcoholic

I always say no way

I couldn't be an alcoholic

Unless I drank everyday