Battery Acid Lyrics

I gave a speech today

But I'm starting to think everyone took it the wrong way

Now my mouth tastes like battery acid

And all of the pool toys have gone flaccid

Who are you?

I don't care

This is no time for greetings

It's time to get square

Who are you?

I don't care

This is no time for greetings

It's time to get square

(It's time to get square)

(It's time to get square)

There's a rude man on the phone, dear

He says you robbed his daughter but it's quite unclear

Let's close the blinds

They're gathering outside

It's no time to nap

It's time to run and hide

Vodka Redbull

Diet Coke too

Taste of pennies on my tongue

Not something I can chew

Tequila Soda

Two lime sitch

Don't need to commit a crime to be a battery acid bitch

Crush the beverage

Turn off the kettle

Go down the slide

Now my mouth tastes like metal

Maybe it's the

Maybe it's the

Maybe it's the

Big bitch

Have you met the milkman?

Oh, I need to know

He's blackmailing me and I refuse to partake in his show

Vodka Redbull

Diet Coke too

Taste of pennies on my tongue

Not something I can chew

Tequila Soda

Two lime sitch

Don't need to commit a crime to be a battery acid bitch

There's too many people looking through the keyhole

I'm the naked neighbor

They all said let's blame her

Hold my drink

Battery acid bitch

Battery acid bitch