but i'm a vegetarian Lyrics

What if I became a carnivore 

What if I became a cannibal 

What if I ate boys' baby toes 

What if I became an animal

What if I became a murderer 

What if I became an arsonist 

What if I robbed a fucking bank 

What if I became a grand larcenist 

Lalalalala 

I'll just listen to podcasts 

Lalalalala 

About fucked up men 

Lalalalala

I'll just go for a run and

Lalalalala 

Circle back again

What if I became a bodybuilder  

What if I became a movie star

What if I became a novelist

And told the whole world just who you are 

What if I sent out an email blast 

What if I smudged your sacred name

What if I became a whole new person

And you stayed totally the same

Lalalalala 

I'll just read a book and 

Lalalalala 

Intellectualize 

Lalalalala

I'll just go do a dance class 

Lalalalala 

Learn to swallow lies 

Maybe I will 

Maybe I won't 

Isn't it fun to wonder 

If I didn't know you 

Then you didn't know me 

Or what somebody might uncover 

Maybe I will 

Maybe I won't 

Isn't it fun to wonder 

If I didn't know you 

Then you didn't know me 

Or what somebody might uncover