Pink Slip Lyrics

Gifts and pleasantries exchanged

Guys at the bar getting rearranged

Year end gathering success

The girls all dolled up to impress

A fine time being had by all

But 9 P.M. was my last call

I got drunk and hit on a co-worker

It wasn't my fault it was that dress of hers

Showing more than a colleague should ever see

She had a pretty little pink slip peekin' out

A perfect pose and a perfect pout

I knew I wasn't long for the company

A Christmas party pink slip found me

A word of warning had been precise

But one more round would not suffice

Manners and caution to the wind

Now I won't be welcome at work again

A fine time being had by all

But winter led me to a nasty fall

I got drunk and danced with a co-worker

My hands were all over that dress of hers, she was

Showing me more than a colleague should ever see

She had a pretty little pink slip peekin' out

A perfect pose and a perfect pout

I knew I wasn't long for the company

A Christmas party pink slip found me

Drunk and disorderly isn't overrated

I had too much fun, it was a job well done

Now I'm underappreciated

I got drunk and beat up a co-worker

We took it outside over that same girl, she was

Showing us more than colleagues should ever see

She had a pretty little pink slip peekin' out

A perfect pose and a perfect pout

I knew I wasn't long for the company

A Christmas party pink slip

(ah, you should have seen this girl)

A Christmas party pink slip

(but I don't think she was worth all this)

A Christmas party pink slip found me

(She was hot though!)

(Maybe that's the Captain talkin')