Big Brother Lyrics

I am a big brother

So I know how it is

When I was 8 my mother

Would give us both a kiss

But when she turned her back

I'd turn and tear him down

On his dessert I'd snack

And turn his smile to a frown

We had ice cream!

'Til Big Brother made us scream

We had creme brulée!

'Til Big Brother taxed it away

We had a churro!

But he says dirty Mexicans must go

We had freedom!

'Til Big Brother squashed it with his thumb

Now I'm not a child

And though I sometimes act it

I know that way is wild

So I've matured a bit

I no longer hate my bro

Though he sometimes gives me reasons

Now I love him this is so

And don't abuse him or commit treasons

We had ice cream!

'Til Big Brother made us scream

We had creme brulée!

'Til Big Brother taxed it away

We had a churro!

But he says dirty Mexicans must go

We had freedom!

'Til Big Brother squashed it with his thumb

When my brother grew a little

He started to fight back

I was caught in the middle

Of behaving or taking his snack

For a few years we always fought

And butted heads 'til we cried

But then maturity we got

And our fights started to subside

We had ice cream!

'Til Big Brother made us scream

We had creme brulée!

'Til Big Brother taxed it away

We had a churro!

But he says dirty Mexicans must go

We had freedom!

'Til Big Brother squashed it with his thumb

Wouldn't it be awesome

If Big Brother grew up too?

Restored our freedom

And stopped targeting us with poo?

But if he won't we'll have to fight back

And take what's ours rightfully

So stop this ruthless attack

Before we restore our liberty!

We had ice cream!

'Til Big Brother made us scream

We had creme brulée!

'Til Big Brother taxed it away

We had a churro!

But he says dirty Mexicans must go

We had freedom!

And we will again when we're done!