The Pizza Song Lyrics

Ahhh, let-a me-a tell you a story about-a my mama

My mama make-a pizza she put poison on the pizza

And she try to poison me

Then papa eat the pizza he eat poison on the pizza

Now he dead in-a front of me

And then-a sister eat the pizza and-a brother eat the pizza

Now there's only-a mama and me

And so I taking all the pizza and I throw it on the floor

And now I've got no family

Hey! What-a happen to your mother? She die or something?

Oh no, I throw the pizza on the floor and she say-a no longer my mama

And again she make a pizza, she put poison on the pizza

And she try to send to me

Comes-a pizza from the oven in a box up to my door

Via special delivery

And I open up the box and see the poison on the pizza and oh!

It-a ruin my day

It's a perfectly good pizza and she bake it just for me

And now I have to throw away

Eh, what-a she put on it anyway?

She put on it-a pineapple

Ah, but-a listen up

This is not-a the end of my story eh?

'Cause then I make a pizza, put-a pineapple on the pizza

This-a time it-a come-a from me

I dress up like a woman when my mama come along I say-a

Have-a some-a pizza for free

And she has a slice or four or five ah, mama Mia! Still alive!

Is there-a something wrong with me?

And I find out for the first-a time

It blow my Bolognese mind

She's not from Italy