Pornography Lyrics

Thought I saw you in a magazine

But it was just my mind

You know it's just one of those things

Happens all the time

Did you know it was pornography

What a surprise, surprise

Whatever happened to courtesy and

Being alive

Did you see the whole playboy mansion

Dressed up in the full attire

I thought you looked very handsome

In the discount checkout aisle

Maybe that was an exaggeration

But I've never been a liar

Whatever happened to chivalry and

Being alive

Thought I saw you in a magazine

Close my eyes and take me to the scene

Please don't hate me I can't help but stare

When you're standing in your underwear

Someone hit me, clogging up the line

It's just something that happens all the time

Your body so suddenly

Thought I saw it on a magazine

(Thought I saw it on a magazine)

Never seen a pair of fishnets like that

In the middle of a drugstore no less

I walked in to buy a

Pack of cigarettes

Maybe it was just a fantasy

You know me

It was just a fantasy

You know me

(Pornography)