Funny Bone (Radio Edit) Lyrics

You're a son of a gun

Said you were a friend of mine

Could not pay rent all of the time

So I got you a job cause you had none

You're a son of a

First day you handed out

Lies and rumours you did spout like

How you think that I'm a white witch

And I wouldn't even know

If you even had one little teeny tiny funny bone

Well if I tell a joke or do an impression of you

Your micro expressions

Won't even show

It's the last time that I throw you a bone

The last time

I hear you moan

It's the last time, the last time, I throw you a bone

The last time

I hear you moan

And I can't keep up

Standardised breast cup

Double D through you wanted

Me to be skinny binny fat free and pleasing to the eyes

Don't talk to other guys and shut the, right up

It's the last time that I throw you a bone

The last time

I hear you moan

It's the last time, the last time, I throw you a bone

The last time

I hear you moan

My patience is outrun now

Take your guns and get right out of here

Take your beers, your stupids fears

Five, four

Three, two, one

It's the last time I throw you a bone

The last time

I hear you moan

It's the last time, the last time, I throw you a bone

The last time

I hear you moan

So treat em' mean and keep em' keen

And lean, it's the Selfish Gene

I don't know just what your talkin'

You're not smart like Richard Dawkins, ohh

Kiss my funny bone

Kiss my funny bone

Kiss my funny bone

Why is that funny?

It's the last time haha