Don't Be Like Me Lyrics

Ginger lad chilling in the lab like I'm Dexter

Womens snaps are where I linger at and I will pester

Hit me back will she hit me back or should I text her

Maybe I didnt impress her

I'm back like I left my keys on the side

I rap cause I am a beast with the mic

Don't stack cash mine keeps in decline

Wanna slap twats who speak to me like

Don't do this and do this that and don't be silly you stupid lad

If you say this think how she'll react or if you do this then you'll make him mad

I'm like nah bro just allow me

I was probly just drunk and rowdy Lot of good friends that I keep around me

So I got 4 circles like an Audi

Keep raps on my head like a Saudi

I don't trap and I say that proudly

I'll slide to your Jessie and give her this Woody

Up in her dm's like Howdy

I'm that conscious guy that you know and love

But then off the Mic I do loads of drugs

Don't get me wrong man I know its fucked

But sometimes it's like my minds blowing up

So I'm smoking stuff just to keep me sane

Praying one day that it might ease the pain

Theres more to lose than it seems to gain

Swerving down the road drink driving in my whip

Knowing that means I'm a prick Drink till I can't feel my dick

Saucy guy and I ain't talking bout my drip

I'm always horny and its shit

I can't afford another chick

I am not Slim Shady or Slim Jesus But I know some guys with heaters

That's a lie but your a prick if you believe us

Don't test my flow like gas in meters

Next to blow that's facts dont tweet us

Pass the smoke let's crack a joke and maybe blast the speakers

Too many drinks

Too many thoughts

I've already spewed in the sink And spewed on the floor

Too many drinks

Too many thoughts

I've already spewed in the sink And spewed on the floor

Please kids

Don't hate us

Cause one day we could be neighbours

You'll smell us from the flavours We ain't working at no bakers

Dont be Like Me

Don't be Like Me

I seem conscious when I speak

But I'm unconscious from this weed

We got a few monsters in our boot

That are trying to chomp us with their teeth

Probably lying in bed and I'm wanking

Or I'm crying instead while I'm skanking

Either way summits wet while it's dancing

I'm not a threat till I'm wrecked and need banging

Taking your girl and I'll give her head fam

You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man

Haven't been paid but I do have a plan

To have our first date in the back of a van

I Smoke cause asthma gives me stress

I know I'll have a shitty death

I'll blow an O with my last breath

I'm a fiend for the pussy

My friends are telling me they don't even trust me

Her smell is heavenly so lean in and touch me

I've got the remedy my D come and fuck me

I need it so hurry

She's feeling worried

Her friends are telling her to leave me and scurry

My breath is smelling of some weed leaf and curry

She said that my energy's weak and she's fussy

Believe it and pushed me

Went to my home and went to my bed

Just before I pulled out my phone and texted my ex

I'm not a sly bloke I'm just a white mess

But when it comes to the mic though

I'm really quite blessed

Too many drinks

Too many thoughts

I've already spewed in the sink And spewed on the floor

Too many drinks

Too many thoughts

I've already spewed in the sink And spewed on the floor

I can't call my future likes its number was deleted

Either crazy or a genius either way Im like Phoenix

Cause from my ashes and I will rise till I'm defeated

If you look me in the eyes you'll realise I really mean it

My life then loops like a boomerang

When I come around I see who I am

And it's clear that I ain't got my future planned

This beer only makes me a nuisance fam

I'm so confused why this girl would even choose me

I'm so thin she told her friend that she took 2D

Please kids

Don't hate us

Cause one day we could be neighbours

You'll smell us from the flavours We ain't working at no bakers

Dont be Like Me

Don't be Like Me