The Theme to Yuppie Lyrics

I'm a salesman

And I'm selling myself

I'm a secret

That I promise I'll tell

I'm a phony

And everybody can tell

I'm a cripple

Look how far that I've fell

I'm a mountain

An immovable force

I'm an artwork

And I'm the subject, of course!

I'm a loser

And I'm ready to die

I'm a junkie

With a mouthful of lies

I sold out

(Who have I become?)

I sold out

(There ain't nowhere to run)

I sold out

(Where's the God in having fun?)

I sold out

(There's no medals to be won)

As I stand before you

There's mountains of decay

The grass is always greener

But the sky is always grey

I guess I've been defeated

I bask in my malaise

I ask for god to spare me

No reply to my dismay

I can wear a mask

But that ain't no disguise

Choose to look right past me

Won't you look into my eyes?

I sold out

(Who have I become?)

I sold out

(There ain't nowhere to run)

I sold out

(Where's the God in having fun?)

I sold out

(There's no medals to be won)