Guilty of Being Dumb Lyrics

I've got a problem, dear senator

My coffee that's too damn hot has spilled on me

And I'm too stupid to know that coffee is hot

Well, ma'am since I'm your representative

The problem is not that the coffee is too hot

The problem is that you're too stupid to think that it's not

People blame yourself there's no one else

No you couldn't be the one

To blame yourself there's no one else

Who's guilty of being dumb

Blame yourself, there's no one self

No you couldn't be the one

To blame yourself there's no one else

Who's guilty of being dumb

I've got a problem, dear senator

My son has blown his brains out over a video game

And I'm too stupid to let him play all day

Well, sir, since I'm your representative

The problem is not that game maker is out to kill

The problem is that your dead son had no free will

People blame yourself there's no one else

No you couldn't be the one

To blame yourself there's no one else

Who's guilty of being dumb

Blame yourself, there's no one self

No you couldn't be the one

To blame yourself there's no one else

Who's guilty of being dumb

I'm guilty, you're guilty

I'm guilty, you're guilty

I'm guilty, you're guilty

I'm guilty

I've got a problem, dear President

The gun that I have has killed my family

And I'm too stupid to think that guns are safe

Well, sir, since I'm your Mr. President

The problem is not that the gun maker's methods are unsound

The problem is that you're too stupid to leave it around

People blame yourself there's no one else

No you couldn't be the one

To blame yourself there's no one else

Who's guilty of being dumb

Blame yourself, there's no one self

No you couldn't be the one

To blame yourself there's no one else

Who's guilty of being dumb