The Soothesayer Said I had One Wish... Lyrics

Ayo this song goes out to all of you

Yo the Soothesayer said I had one wish

What's it gonna be

What's it gonna be

I think that I know what it's gonna be

Yo

Yo

The Soothesayer emerged from a boat in the water

He had fungus growing all over his face

But when I answered his question of what I wished for

He dropped to the ground

He was punching his hands against the soil

He was so confused

Cause I wished for uh uh

A portable gym coach

A portable gym coach yeah

Hold him in my hand

Never gonna let go

Never gonna let go

Of my...yo

Never let go

My portable gym coach

But I start to wonder

What if one day

What if one day I lose him

What if we got separated or something

Me and portable gym coach we grew very close

We'd spend everyday together

Do everything together

He told me about this special fish

If you put it in a fish taco it'll give you eternal life

It's like the Fountain of Youth but it's in a taco

So we sailed all over the seven seas to find this fish

We was on the Indian Ocean

And I...I think we found it

I think we found the fish

It was my portable gym coach

He found the fish

Looked over the dock

He saw the fish

I said go get it man go get the fish

He jumped in the water

To go get the fish

But he was too small

And the waves were too big

He got lost in the water

My portable gym coach

I lost him

I lost him at SEA

All he wanted was a fish

I should've gone

I should've gone got it

I should've just grabbed the fish man

He coulda made the taco

I lost him

I lost my gym coach

My portable gym coach