Guy from the Internet Lyrics

When I first met you on the base of Underhill

Saw your cigarette dangling thought were never dating again

But two years down the road you had just quit your Juul

And our hearts they went soft like a couple of fools

On the beach in the snow watching coyotes go

Through the dunes through the tunes of the naughty 1920s

I said yes please, let you get the best of me

Remember when we ran away to Margaretville

I said god I don't know why they hate Andrew Cuomo so much

Call it innocence

And at the herbal store where we bought loose leaf tea

You told me bout your folks and how they still keep bees back in Oakland where you're from I thought god he's awesome

We drove out on black ice I was down for the ride

Although we could have died

Ooohh

And kites are fun but so is Arthur Avenue

Turned down samples from nonnas too scared of the Rona

You're rootless gaptooth-ish a traveling stone not a stoner you'll indulge only cuz I gotta

You got the best of me and you also got the rest of me

And on that brownstone stoop we watched it turn to spring

I cried into your coat and it mirrored the rain

You said that there'd always be links between our brains

And that we might have fixed it if it weren't for Spain

Ooooh

Saw you at Barboncino I was on a date

With my cute new French boyfriend had nothing to say

Except for small talk the whole walk to the party after

I couldn't stop thinking about if I mattered to you

I think I do