A Christmas Message From the Balls Guy Lyrics

Hey

It's the balls guy

How's everyone doin

Just calling to wish everyone

A very merry Christmas

Couldn't make it back

In town for uh

For the Christmas time but

Me and Santa kinda go on a

Twenty Four day bender until his big day

So uh I'm spending a little time up with him

And his midgets, I mean his elves (elves they're called elves)

So sorry I live in the past

Anyways were kinda in the middle of that bender right now

So gonna keep this short and sweet

Couldn't release anything for you guys

So sorry about that

But decided I told Santa

To give you all a nice little special gift

He'll come down your chimney

And He'll make your family very happy

Well at least your mom

I am gonna go smoke some meats

With Santa

Nothing Else

We don't do drugs

We do do drugs but for legal purposes

That's a joke

We don't do drugs together

I do not shoot cocaine with Santa in the north pole (at all)

And we don't bully his midgets I mean his elves

But I'm gonna go back o making your guys's gifts

Santas gonna deliver it for me

You guys have a very merry holly jolly

Merry great awesome Christmas