Ohio Laundry Room Lyrics

Weekly candy drop-offs

All hopped up for our mom

You're leaving out the back door

Drop the dogs food on the floor

Help me with my homework

Just in time for summer

Every day at the pool

You said we might as well live here

If I were you

I would have said

The same thing

If I were you

I would have said

The same thing

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo

Secrets kept in high school

Vodka water bottle

You're sleeping on the couch now

I'm just too young to notice

Make excuses for you

Think of all the bad news

I will never blame you

You were dealt a hell of a hand

If I were you

I would have done

The same thing

If I were you

I would have done

The same thing

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo

Predestined genetics

It's not fair, you said it

Weekly doc appointments

Becoming an annoyance

You want to go live your life

And you've made up your mind

Nothing's going to stop you

Even if it takes you

If I were you

I would have done

The same thing

If I were you

I would have done

The same thing

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo

The same thing

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo

The same thing

I keep waiting for you

To walk right on through

That Ohio laundry room

And tell me you love me more

It would be wonderful