Elvis (Not) Lyrics

Never had the guts to light the fireworks routine

No one got to see them in the sky

Never found the nerve to sing about those eyes so green

Another year went slowly sulking by

You got the lip

That's about it

Who the hell you think you are making someone wait?

Said it was cool but you were full of shit

Falling way too short of Elvis

Way too short of Elvis

Falling way too short of Elvis

Trying to relate

Never said you had the gig or made you any kind of promise

That's the way it works with deals on spec

Crucifying someone being kind instead of honest

Surest sign somebody's a train wreck

You got the lip

And that's about it

Who the hell you think you are making someone wait?

Said it was cool but you were full of shit

Falling way too short of Elvis

Way too short of Elvis

Falling way too short of Elvis

Trying to create

You made me wait a real long time

Punishment don't fit the crime

If you don't already know it I am done

Down and dirty by the dozen

Man I gotta tell ya cousin

All that 3rd grade whining isn't my idea of fun

Apologies are lost on you and damn it so are prayers

You don't believe in either one apparently

Crying like a brat whose bottle just fell down the stairs

Nobody cares but me and that's the fucking irony

You got the lip

And that's about it

Who the hell you think you are making someone wait?

Said it was cool but you were full of shit

Falling way too short of Elvis

Way too short of Elvis

Falling way too short of

Trying to create

Trying to create

Trying to create