Being Immortal Sucks Lyrics

Hey people gather around me

I have a story to tell

About a woman I've met long ago

In a shady hotel

She was looking quite young

Hardly over twenty years

But as we started talking

I could not believe my ears

She told me that she'd been here since the very first sound

The biggest bang to ever be heard all around

She witnessed evolution of dinosaurs and ducks

And her final verdict has to be

Being immortal sucks

With a tired smile on her lips she said

I've really seen it all

What once seemed new and exciting

Soon started being dull

Ages after ages

She has seen such similar things

The only difference being

Something had a new pair of legs or fancy wings

It surely goes downhill when humans come into play

And endless shitshow bringing nothing but disarray

Repeating past mistakes like proper brainless butts

Leading her once again to conclude

Being immortal sucks

So for the last several decades

She resided in this rundown place

Once a high class meeting ground

Now an empty maze

Weary of the world outside

She spends her time in here

Blind and deaf to what goes on

With no one to hold dear

Countless times she tried escaping this curse

A hopeless task making her morale worse and worse

No wound or fall could free her nor electric shocks

So, she remains here to tell the world

Being immortal sucks