All I Want For Christmas Is Your Mom Lyrics

Ahhh

Nah, I'm just kidding

Ugh It's Christmas time again, the time for giving and receiving

And there's only one thing I want to receive.

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

Your mom is looking hella thick.

All I want for Christmas is your mom

I want your mom

In a thong

this Christmas

It isn't wrong

So sing along

This Christmas

Baby it's cold outside, so let me in

Mix my milk with your coco that's naughty, (that's a sin!)

I'll give your mom a white Christmas underneath the Christmas tree

You saw mommy kissing Santa, bitch that was me!

I'm that bad Santa

That Big sack Santa

That Feliz now I'm dad, bad back Santa

Cuz Carol's on my balls

Sleigh ride me all night long

and I'm dicking all her halls

While she sings a Christmas song.

I'm coming down her chimney

Looking for cookies and milf.

Im ol' saint dick

And I plead the filth.

I see you're on the naughty list

You should be ashamed of yourself

You've heard of elf on a shelf

But did you see the butt on that-very nice woman.

I want your mom

In a thong

this Christmas

It isn't wrong

So sing along

This Christmas

On me like a tree star

We went so far

That I jingled all the way and I died hard

So bear witness

She's into fitness

She'll be rockin' round my tree This Christmas.

I want your mom

In a thong

this Christmas

It isn't wrong

So sing along

This Christmas