I've Got My Telephone Lyrics

I get no satisfaction from social interaction

I'm not a fan of the plan to hang with the dudes and ladies

I've never liked a crowded room, reminds me of a sonic boom

Or the backfire of a 2017 Mercedes

I've never needed face-to-face to feel like I have found my place

My best company is my hand-held technology

One time I dated - I think it's overrated

Holding hands was nice but I prefer to hold my device

Some people say I'm missing a human touch and kissing

But with an internet connection I get lots of attention

Don't worry that I have no friends

Or 'bout my live stream that never ends

Cause I'm never gonna be alone

I've got my telephone. I've got my telephone

I like to use Google Maps, and hundreds of my other apps

To navigate my way, day-to-day all around the planet

I can use my camera. To take some pics of Tamara

Or maybe some other girl, I think she said her name was Janet

Some people think I'm a freak because I'd rather browse than sleep

But let me tell you I feel fine when I can live my life online

Now don't you worry that I have no friends

Or 'bout my live stream that never ends

Cause I'm never gonna be alone

I've got my telephone. I've got my telephone

Oh, I've got my telephone. Yeah, got my telephone