Car Key Christmas Lyrics

Woke up early one Christmas Eve

Walked to the stairs what did I see

All my parents' friends around the door

And one by one, they took their stroll

To dunk their hands in the big glass bowl

And pull out the keys to someone else's car

I saw Daddy leaving with Mrs. Matthews

Is he coming back to open presents in the morn

Momma's got someone there waiting for her

Looks like Santa's staying over

Why is Santa walking through her bedroom door

It's a car key Christmas

Getting strange while bringing Christmas cheer

Rudolph's there and the snowmen too, everyone's invited to try someone new

It's the biggest swinging party of the year

I saw Santa shirtless in the kitchen, eating day-old chicken standing barefoot on the floor

He filled a Garfield glass full of his liquor

Said glad I don't have to live here, I've got to scram, boy your mom can snore

It's a car key Christmas

Getting strange while bringing Christmas cheer

Rudolph's there and the snowmen too, everyone's invited to try someone new

It's the biggest swinging party of the year

It's a car key Christmas

Getting strange while bringing Christmas cheer

Rudolph's there and the snowmen too, everyone's invited to try someone new

It's the biggest swinging party of the year