VC Fund Lyrics

Wallet too fat, I can't carry cash

My FICO too high to not use that

Put an eight in my credit, got lots of leverage

Liquidity more than I had planned

I ain't an advisor but I know the vocab

No financial advice, know we never do that

Feeling like Buffet, Burry, and Taleb

Portfolio made me a maniac

I'mma tell you what's good and what's due

Been diligent in my rounds

She wanna start up, I wanna get down

From Seed to Stage, IPO out

One day my net worth 'came a house

One day my net worth 'came a yacht

One day my net worth 'came too much to put into words what I even bought

I'm vested in stocks

I'm vested in props

I'm vested in crops

I'm vested in drugs

I'm vested in houses surrounding me

And businesses with balances

That are worth more than the palaces

Please tell me where the value is

I'll pass ya an allowance cause I'm vestin' like a VC Fund

Whole lotta blues in my AUM

You wanna talk Ms, multiply that by the thousands

Ain't running out of accountants

So many that I account them

Start businesses and buy them too

Show me where you got revenue

I'll cop a share or several

I'm vestin' in what's successful

B Hathaway, wanted one from the jump

First job at 15, was upping my funds

Was keeping it lean, sticking to my guns

Ain't have a choice, nowhere to run

Word around town the first hundreds a bitch

Gotta pull those sleeves up and get down in the trenches

Dealing deliveries, favors, and weed

Until COVID came packin', supply chain was freezing

You ain't get no help, ain't no options till you well

Get the product down then scale, you ain't listen, you gon' fail

Ain't listen then you miss, then you face the consequences

Ain't guaranteed to hit, ain't no rewards without riskin'

I'm vested in stocks

I'm vested in props

I'm vested in crops

I'm vested in drugs

I'm vested in houses surrounding me

And businesses with balances

That are worth more than the palaces

Please tell me where the value is

I'll pass ya an allowance cause I'm vestin' like a VC Fund

Whole lotta blues in my AUM

You wanna talk Ms, multiply that by the thousands

Ain't running out of accountants

So many that I account them

Start businesses and buy them too

Show me where you got revenue

I'll cop a share or several

I'm vestin' in what's successful

I acquire the capital

Honestly ain't much to me they say that I'm a natural

I won't quit, I won't fail, yeah I just got past the last hurdle

Only time will tell whether my process is masterful

I look at the glass half full

My pitch is immaculate

Got Questions, I'mma run right through 'em like a track star who is at the sprint

Investors lapping it up, signed the SAFE fund with no asterisks

Trade equity for runway, I ain't got no need to ask for tips

These funds don't raise themselves, You wanna split more, then you gon' ask for it

MVP delivered by the MVP

That's me, That's me

Stripe and PayPal providing the flows

DO VMs got me sailing the seas

I'm on YC and applying to angels in groups where executives been hanging out

This is a notice to all the investors who shoot for ten x returns without a doubt

I'm vested in stocks

I'm vested in props

I'm vested in crops

I'm vested in drugs

I'm vested in houses surrounding me

And businesses with balances

That are worth more than the palaces

Please tell me where the value is

I'll pass ya an allowance cause I'm vestin' like a VC Fund

Whole lotta blues in my AUM

You wanna talk Ms, multiply that by the thousands

Ain't running out of accountants

So many that I account them

Start businesses and buy them too

Show me where you got revenue

I'll cop a share or several

I'm vestin' in what's successful